| John Ritter | ... Roy Knable |
| Pam Dawber | ... Helen Knable |
| Jeffrey Jones | ... Spike |
| Bob Dishy | ... Murray Seidenbaum |
| Don Calfa | ... Wetzel |
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| David Tom | ... Darryl Knable |
| Heather McComb | ... Diane Knable |
| Erik King | ... Pierce |
| Susan Blommaert | ... Ducker |
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| and |
| Eugene Levy | ... Crowley |
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| Joyce Gordon | ... Mrs. Seidenbaum |
| John Blackwell Destry | ... Sackler |
| Maurice Verkaar | ... Another Buyer |
| Ken Douglas | ... Skeletal Worker |
| Gerry Nairn | ... Newscaster |
| Dale Wilson | ... Guy Squirly |
| Don Pardo | ... Game Show Announcer |
| Captain Lou Albano | ... Ring Announcer |
| George Gray | ... Mr. Gorgon |
| Faith Minton | ... Mrs. Gorgon |
| Alan C. Peterson | ... Wrestling Referee |
| Marlowe Dawn | ... Cyndi |
| Laura Harris | ... Girlfriend #1 |
| Andrea Nemeth | ... Girlfriend #2 |
| Tiffany Michas | ... Girlfriend #3 |
| Kristin Cloke | ... Velma |
| Gianni Russo | ... Guido |
| Bill Croft | ... Torpedo #1 |
| John "Bear" Curtis | ... Torpedo #2 |
| Victor A. Young | ... Handsome Guard |
| Jonathon Pallone | ... Heavy Set Guard |
| Ken Kramer | ... Innkeeper |
| Dave "Squatch" Ward | ... Peasant |
| David Longworth | ... Another Peasant |
| Gordon Masten | ... Executioner |
| Marie O'Connor | ... Joey |
| Michael Puttonen | ... Nobleman |
| Janet Craig | ... Miss Daisy |
| Kimberley Restell | ... Instructor |
| Michael Hogan | ... Duane |
| Jimi Defilippis | ... Garf |
| Colleen Winton | ... Anchor Woman |
| Allen Schneider | ... Android |
| Eugene Davis | ... Frankensteinfeld |
| Peter Haworth | ... Old Man #1 |
| Des Smiley | ... Old Man #2 |
| George Boshchuck | ... Butler |
| Terry Lewis | ... Max Hell Man |
| Jerry Wasserman | ... Cop |
| Rebecca Toolan | ... Crying Widow |
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| "Yogi Beer" |
| Shane Meier | ... Yogi Beer |
| Serge Houde | ... Yogi Beer |
| Julie Bond | ... Yogi Beer |
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| "Silencer of the Lambs" |
| P. Lynn Johnson | ... Silencer of the Lambs |
| Boyd Norman | ... Silencer of the Lambs |
| John Kirk Connell | ... Silencer of the Lambs |
| Samantha McKenna | ... Silencer of the Lambs |
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| "30 Something to Life" |
| Steve Adams | ... 30 Something to Life |
| John Pyper Ferguson | ... 30 Something to Life |
| Kevin McNulty | ... 30 Something to Life |
| Joe Norman Shaw | ... 30 Something to Life |
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| "3 Men and Rosemary's Baby" |
| Todd Duckworth | ... 3 Men and Rosemary's Baby |
| Robert Wisden | ... 3 Men and Rosemary's Baby |
| Peter Yunker | ... 3 Men and Rosemary's Baby |
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| "Three's Company Spoof" |
| Roselyn Royce | ... Three's Company Spoof |
| June Nagy | ... Three's Company Spoof |
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| "Start Me Up" Performed by |
| Sandra Denton | ... Salt |
| Cheryl James | ... Pepa |
| Deidre Roper | ... Spinderella |
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| Anthony Thomas | ... Choreographer |
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| Dancers |
| Herbie Azor | ... Dancer |
| Steve Azor | ... Dancer |
| Fatima Robinson | ... Dancer |
| Freda Estavillo | ... Dancer |
| Jossie Harris | ... Dancer |
| Indrani DeSouza | ... Dancer |
| Latisha Oliver | ... Dancer |
| Tracy Horbachuk | ... Dancer |
| Robert Vinson | ... Dancer |
| Lisa Stevens | ... Dancer |
| Mike Grey | ... Dancer |
| Marlowe Windsor | ... Dancer |
| Free Crawford | ... Dancer |
| Grant Vandyke | ... Dancer |
| David Avelar | ... Dancer |
| Dolan Jose | ... Dancer |
| Rani Melendez | ... Dancer |
| Ema Husai | ... Dancer |
| Boogie (Laura) O'Banion | ... Dancer |
| Brad Rapier | ... Dancer |
| Jazzy (James) Everett | ... Dancer |
| Kelly Konno | ... Dancer |
