| Starring |
| Julia Voth | ... Trixie |
| Erin Cummings | ... Hel |
| Ameríca Olivo | ... Camero |
| Ron Melendez | ... Deputy Fuchs |
| William Gregory Lee | ... Hot Wire |
| Minae Noji | ... Kinki |
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| and |
| Michael Hurst | ... Gage |
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| Kevin Sorbo | ... Mr. Phoenix |
| Lucy Lawless | ... Mother Superior |
| Renée O'Connor | ... Sister Batril |
| Dennis Keiffer | ... MacDaddy |
| Scott Hanley | ... Black Ice |
| Mark Lutz | ... Deiter von Vondervon |
| Debbie Lee Carrington | ... Hot Pocket |
| Zoë Bell | ... Rawhide |
| Robert Mammana | ... Prison Guard John |
| Rich Kirby | ... Prison Guard Thomas |
| Jim Klock | ... Officer Spanky With a 'Tude |
| Neighbor Danny Nero | ... Officer Big Gun McFluff |
| Christine Nguyen | ... Nasty Nubile Escort |
| Krystal Badia | ... Sister Sara |
| Paul Karami | ... Jihad Jackson O'Doole |
| Katelyne Friedman | ... Lily The Languid |
| Carlo Mendez | ... Mercenary Leader |
| Astrid Swan McGuire | ... Lady Liberty |
| Bianca Barnett | ... Harem Hussie Code Red |
| Aisha Cain | ... Harem Hussie Code Blue |
| Kalin Keech | ... Freedom Fightin' Stripper |
| Saranne Lund | ... Her Less Inhibited, Yet Still Patriotic Friend |
| Carmen Jimenez | ... Brownie All Grown Up |
| Lia Wagner | ... Lap Vixen Misty |
| Jennifer Miller | ... Lap Vixen Thumper |
| Sabine Varnes | ... Bathroom Bitch Varla |
| Eurlyne Epper | ... Bathroom Bitch Rosie |
| Daniel Cieplinski | ... Unlucky Mercenary Bastard |
| Justin Kornmann | ... Mercenary Rebel Yell |
| Brian Peck | ... Wrong Place, Wrong Time |
| Carla Collins | ... Here Comes The Bride |
| Tyrone Power, Jr. | ... There Goes The Groom |
| Steve Barker | ... Bodyguard Tapert |
| Gary La Guard | ... Bodyguard Raimi |
| Rick Jacobson | ... Horndog |
| Eric Gruendemann | ... Fr. Malone |
| Tony Gardner | ... Vladimir Popmeov |
| Michael Belasco | ... Totally Awful Background Artist |
| Thaddeus | ... Himself |
| Karen Austin | ... Narrator |
