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Vampires Suck (18-Aug-2010)

Directors: Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer

Writers: Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer

Music by: Christopher Lennertz

Producers: Peter Safran; Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer

Keywords: Comedy, Vampire

Thinly-veiled Twilight spoof follows a young woman's romance with a member of a race of absurdly clumsy vampires.

The fictional town of Sporks, Washington plays host to this lowbrow takeoff on the Twilight franchise of books and films, which centers on young woman Becca Crane's ignominious arrival in the surreal small town following her mother's affair with Tiger Woods and subsequent romance with Edward Sullen, an enigmatic young man hailing from a laughable band of vampires whose presence takes Becca on an avant-garde thrill ride that failed to win the hearts of most film critics despite a respectable showing at the box office.

NameOccupationBirthDeathKnown for
Diedrich Bader
24-Dec-1966   The Drew Carey Show
David DeLuise
11-Nov-1971   Bug Pollone on Third Rock
Dave Foley
4-Jan-1963   The Kids in the Hall
Ken Jeong
15-Jun-1969   Seņor Chang on Community
Arielle Kebbel
19-Feb-1985   The Grudge 2
Matt Lanter
1-Apr-1983   Liam Court on 90210
Anneliese van der Pol
23-Sep-1984   Chelsea Daniels on That's So Raven


Matt Lanter   ...   Edward Sullen
Jenn Proske   ...   Becca Crane
Chris Riggi   ...   Jacob White
Diedrich Bader   ...   Frank Crane
Ken Jeong   ...   Daro
Kelsey Ford   ...   Iris
Anneliese van der Pol   ...   Jennifer
Arielle Kebbel   ...   Rachel
David DeLuise   ...   Fisherman Scully
Dave Foley   ...   Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke   ...   Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan   ...   Eden
Nick Eversman   ...   Jeremiah
Zane Holtz   ...   Alex
Stephanie Fischer   ...   Rosalyn
Michael Hanson   ...   Rick
Jun Hee Lee   ...   Derric
B. J. Britt   ...   Antoine
Charlie Weber   ...   Jack
Michael Mayhall   ...   Nicholas
Bradley Dodds   ...   Salvatore
Emily Brobst   ...   June
Rett Terrell   ...   Max
Randal Reeder   ...   Biker Dude
Leo Fabian   ...   Gross Biker Dude
Dana Seltzer   ...   Gossip Girl (voice)
Mandy Jacobs   ...   Team Edward Girl
Krystal Mayo   ...   Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Marissa Cavazos   ...   Team Jacob Girl #1
Sarah Colbert   ...   Team Jacob Girl #2
Ryan Glorioso   ...   Science Teacher
Bryan Philip Cruz   ...   Chinese Delivery Guy
Adia Garrett   ...   Mean Girl
Marcelle Baer   ...   Hot Girl
Alyssa Overbeck   ...   Trendy Girl
Nick Gomez   ...   Jacob's Pack #1
Nedal "Ned" Yousef   ...   Jacob's Pack #2
Rodrigo Lloreda   ...   Jacob's Pack #3
John Franklin   ...   Jacob's Pack #4
Celeste Roberts   ...   Matronly Faculty Member
Greg Washington   ...   Photographer
Michelle Lang   ...   Innocent Woman
Valerie Morgan   ...   Woman in Line
Sara Blanche   ...   Pretty Blonde
Matthew Warzel   ...   John
Parker Dash   ...   Drunken Festival Goer


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