Director: Michael Winner

Writers: Leslie Bricusse; Maurice Gran; Laurence Marks; Nick Mead; Michael Winner

Music by: John Du Prez

Producer: Michael Winner

Keywords: Comedy

Name	Occupation	Birth	Death	Known for
Michael Caine	Actor	14-Mar-1933		Get Carter
John Cleese	Comic	27-Oct-1939		Monty Python
Patsy Kensit	Actor	4-Mar-1968		Absolute Beginners
Sally Kirkland	Actor	31-Oct-1944		Jeanette in ED TV
Roger Moore	Actor	14-Oct-1927	23-May-2017	James Bond after Sean Connery
Lee Patterson	Actor	31-Mar-1929	14-Feb-2007	One Life to Live
Jenny Seagrove	Actor	4-Jul-1957		Jo Mills on Judge John Deed

CAST

Michael Caine	...   Sidney Lipton / Dr. Daniel Hicklar
Roger Moore	...   Garald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock
Sally Kirkland	...   Willie
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Deborah Barrymore	...   Flo Fleming
Mark Burns	...   Nigel Holden
Lee Patterson	...   Darrell Hyde
Derren Nesbitt	...   Insp. Grosse
Deborah Leng	...   Francesca
Christopher Adamson	...   Death's Head
Steffanie Pitt	...   Donna Dutch
Eddie Yeoh	...   Korean Bidder
Raymond Johnson	...   Nigerian Bidder
Nadio Fortune	...   Italian Bidder
Amir M. Korangy	...   Iranian Bidder
Angus MacKay	...   Rev. Simkin
Robert McBain	...   Lawyer
John Woodnutt	...   Bank Manager
Billy J. Mitchell	...   Elmer, Tourist
Mildred Shay	...   Jolene, Tourist Wife
Leslie Lowe	...   Lovely Lady on Train
Cliff Taylor	...   Husband on Train
Tony Caron	...   Warder
Drew Millar	...   Cab Driver
Daniel Coll	...   Tim
Francis Drake	...   Rabbi Blum
Cynthia Michaelis	...   Rabbi's Wife
Nicholas Courtney	...   Sir Hugh
Barbara Dixon-Law	...   Amy Hicklar
Stephen Gressieux	...   Police Sergeant
Barry Linehan	...   Chesterton
Miranda Baker	...   TV Interviewer
Bill Hutchinson	...   Senator
Garrie J. Lammin	...   Ronald
Julian Moss	...   Muscleman
Margot Thomas	...   Clairvoyant
Hana-Maria Pravda	...   Old Lady at Seance
Lorraine Doyle	...   Receptionist in Brothel
Prudence Solomon	...   Pamela
Dinah May	...   Girl in Bar
Gordon Honeycombe	...   TV Announcer
Pamela Armstrong	...   TV Newsreader
Jeff Harding	...   Agent Merrow
Kenneth McClellan	...   Farmer
Fiona McArthur	...   Cheese Demonstrator
John Scott Martin	...   Old Jeweller
Helen Horton	...   Tourist on Coach
Mike Hall	...   The Duke
Pamela Binns	...   The Duchess
Brewis Stafford	...   Policeman
Petrina Derrington	...   Courier on Train
Eunice Black	...   Old Cleaning Lady
Michael McKevitt	...   Local Scot 1
Johnny Irving	...   Local Scot 2
Freddie Earlle	...   Local Scot 3
R. J. Bell	...   Big Boss at Auction
Kiran Shah	...   Little Boss at Auction
Les Wright	...   Alf
Paul Mari	...   Chef on Train
Steve Jacobs	...   Security Guard 1
Timothy Ackroyd	...   Security Guard 2
Graeme Edler	...   Waiter in Mansion
Malcolm Mudie	...   Waiter in Luggage Van
Peter Clapham	...   Waiter on Train
Peter Durkin	...   Barman
John Lyons	...   Train Guard
Paul Ratcliffe	...   Vault Official
Roger Adamson	...   Henry Vault Guard
Dennis Chinnery	...   2nd Vault Guard
Michael Angelo	...   Juggler
Leif Lewis	...   Juggler
Peter Baynes	...   Fire-eater
Ian Turbitt	...   Punch and Judy
Mary Reynolds	...   The Queen
Kate Robbins	...   Voice of The Queen (voice)
Kathleen Smith	...   Mrs. Thatcher
Steve Nallon	...   Voice of Mrs. Thatcher (voice)
Appearing by kind permission of their mothers
Patsy Kensit	...   Sick Lady on Train
Alexandra Pigg	...   Car Hire Girl
Jenny Seagrove	...   Health Club Receptionist
Appearing without the permission of his mother
John Cleese	...   Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese

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