| Michael Caine | ... Sidney Lipton / Dr. Daniel Hicklar |
| Roger Moore | ... Garald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock |
| Sally Kirkland | ... Willie |
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| with |
| Deborah Barrymore | ... Flo Fleming |
| Mark Burns | ... Nigel Holden |
| Lee Patterson | ... Darrell Hyde |
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| Derren Nesbitt | ... Insp. Grosse |
| Deborah Leng | ... Francesca |
| Christopher Adamson | ... Death's Head |
| Steffanie Pitt | ... Donna Dutch |
| Eddie Yeoh | ... Korean Bidder |
| Raymond Johnson | ... Nigerian Bidder |
| Nadio Fortune | ... Italian Bidder |
| Amir M. Korangy | ... Iranian Bidder |
| Angus MacKay | ... Rev. Simkin |
| Robert McBain | ... Lawyer |
| John Woodnutt | ... Bank Manager |
| Billy J. Mitchell | ... Elmer, Tourist |
| Mildred Shay | ... Jolene, Tourist Wife |
| Leslie Lowe | ... Lovely Lady on Train |
| Cliff Taylor | ... Husband on Train |
| Tony Caron | ... Warder |
| Drew Millar | ... Cab Driver |
| Daniel Coll | ... Tim |
| Francis Drake | ... Rabbi Blum |
| Cynthia Michaelis | ... Rabbi's Wife |
| Nicholas Courtney | ... Sir Hugh |
| Barbara Dixon-Law | ... Amy Hicklar |
| Stephen Gressieux | ... Police Sergeant |
| Barry Linehan | ... Chesterton |
| Miranda Baker | ... TV Interviewer |
| Bill Hutchinson | ... Senator |
| Garrie J. Lammin | ... Ronald |
| Julian Moss | ... Muscleman |
| Margot Thomas | ... Clairvoyant |
| Hana-Maria Pravda | ... Old Lady at Seance |
| Lorraine Doyle | ... Receptionist in Brothel |
| Prudence Solomon | ... Pamela |
| Dinah May | ... Girl in Bar |
| Gordon Honeycombe | ... TV Announcer |
| Pamela Armstrong | ... TV Newsreader |
| Jeff Harding | ... Agent Merrow |
| Kenneth McClellan | ... Farmer |
| Fiona McArthur | ... Cheese Demonstrator |
| John Scott Martin | ... Old Jeweller |
| Helen Horton | ... Tourist on Coach |
| Mike Hall | ... The Duke |
| Pamela Binns | ... The Duchess |
| Brewis Stafford | ... Policeman |
| Petrina Derrington | ... Courier on Train |
| Eunice Black | ... Old Cleaning Lady |
| Michael McKevitt | ... Local Scot 1 |
| Johnny Irving | ... Local Scot 2 |
| Freddie Earlle | ... Local Scot 3 |
| R. J. Bell | ... Big Boss at Auction |
| Kiran Shah | ... Little Boss at Auction |
| Les Wright | ... Alf |
| Paul Mari | ... Chef on Train |
| Steve Jacobs | ... Security Guard 1 |
| Timothy Ackroyd | ... Security Guard 2 |
| Graeme Edler | ... Waiter in Mansion |
| Malcolm Mudie | ... Waiter in Luggage Van |
| Peter Clapham | ... Waiter on Train |
| Peter Durkin | ... Barman |
| John Lyons | ... Train Guard |
| Paul Ratcliffe | ... Vault Official |
| Roger Adamson | ... Henry Vault Guard |
| Dennis Chinnery | ... 2nd Vault Guard |
| Michael Angelo | ... Juggler |
| Leif Lewis | ... Juggler |
| Peter Baynes | ... Fire-eater |
| Ian Turbitt | ... Punch and Judy |
| Mary Reynolds | ... The Queen |
| Kate Robbins | ... Voice of The Queen (voice) |
| Kathleen Smith | ... Mrs. Thatcher |
| Steve Nallon | ... Voice of Mrs. Thatcher (voice) |
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| Appearing by kind permission of their mothers |
| Patsy Kensit | ... Sick Lady on Train |
| Alexandra Pigg | ... Car Hire Girl |
| Jenny Seagrove | ... Health Club Receptionist |
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| Appearing without the permission of his mother |
| John Cleese | ... Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese |
