Birthplace: Madrid, Spain
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Occupation: TV Personality
Executive summary: Snogged David Beckham
This woman, in title a "personal assistant", is not particularly famous or interesting, except she appears frequently in the British tabloid press for her affairs with famous individuals. Those include David Beckham and "three household-name tennis stars", plus a club lesbian and several assorted businessmen.
When Beckham's celebrity wife Posh would not live with him in Madrid, Loos claims she served as his "alternate wife" -- she ate dinner with his family, snogged him when he needed it, and performed whatever duties one would expect from an alternate wife. To his family Loos was more wholesome -- boy were they wrong.
In late 2004, Loos appeared as a contestant on the British reality TV show "The Farm", in which a group of celebrities live on a working farm, performing a litany of chores in a Survivor-style competition. Loos stirred up a bit of controversy after a gag on 7 October 2004, in which she was shown masturbating a boar for ten minutes. After the pig was released, Loos proudly hoisted a ziploc bag containing three-quarters of a pint of semen. "My arms are aching," she proclaimed. The RSPCA was quick to condemn the act, accusing the show's producers of a "morbid and sordid fascination with farm animals."
Father: (Dutch diplomat)
Girlfriend: Virginie (26 y.o. French lesbian she met at a club, dated for months in 1999)
Boyfriend: Ben Weeden (music promoter, ex-)
Boyfriend: Jose Briano (Spanish business consultant, ex-)
Boyfriend: Tony Robinson (UK businessman, ex-)
Slept with: David Beckham (soccer player, a "fling")
Slept with: Kyle Browne (lesbian, South African, according to an interview Brown gave)
Wife: Jenny Shimizu (model/actress, m. 2005)
Dutch Ancestry Paternal
English Ancestry Maternal
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