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And yes this is what passes for a gossip column in these parts
19-May-2013 · Miley Cyrus gets re-swatted ...
The CW is developing a Wonder Woman TV series ...
Dwyane Wade accepts date to high school prom ...
Emma Watson is "hardly a pro pole dancer" ...
Priyanka Chopra adopts a lion and a tiger ...
Ticketmaster settles lawsuit over "rewards" program that cost customers $9 per month and offered no rewards ...
US Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minnesota) warns that "decisions of our life and death" may be in the hands of US Internal Revenue Service ...
World yawns as Simon Cowell announces that he'll announce new X Factor judges sometime soon ...
Lawsuit alleges that Paula Deen's brother is a dickwad ...
18-May-2013 · Guide to not saying dumb things about Angelina Jolie's double mastectomy ...
Randy Travis sues to prevent release of DWI arrest video ...
The Village Voice fires Michael Musto ...
Banks to pornstars : Your money's not welcome ...
German officials want Justin Bieber to pay for abandoned monkey ...
France legalizes same-sex marriage ...
US Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) says he'll have had enough of Republicans' ongoing filibusters by July ...
Woman describes former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's "bunga bunga" parties ...
Gun fired within earshot of Christoph Waltz ...
17-May-2013 · Uma Thurman set to star in Anita Bryant biopic ...
Nude painting of Bea Arthur sells for $1.9M ...
Sean "P. Diddy" "Puff Daddy" "Swag" Combs does Downton Abbey – his way ...
CNN reports that key "evidence" of Benghazi cover-up was faked ...
Portland cop pulls over ducks ...
"Overwhelming" scientific consensus for manmade climate change ...
David Beckham will hang up his cleats ...
Scottsdale, AZ restaurant made famous by shrieking TV harpy Gordon Ramsey will re-open ...
How to hack Google Glass ...
16-May-2013 · Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to star in a remake of
The Toxic Avenger ...
Restaurateurs freak out during and after visit from shrieking TV harpy Gordon Ramsey … or did they? ...
Breast cancer treatment remains inaccessible for many women ...
O. J. Simpson wants out of prison, so he can resume looking for the real killer ...
New Mexico State University names anti-science activist as new President ...
Kelly Rowland is jealous of Beyoncé's success ...
How Bing Crosby and the Nazis helped to create Silicon Valley ...
Tesla outsells some other luxury-priced vehicles ...
NBA to Seattle: You're screwed, again ...
15-May-2013 · Angelina Jolie explains why she underwent double mastectomy ...
Doctor Who episode is leaked before broadcast ...
Connie Chung jumps out of a cake to celebrate 2,500th godawful episode of hubby Maury Povich's TV show ...
Under former US President George W. Bush, the Internal Revenue Service went after the NAACP, Greenpeace, and even a liberal church ...
Bill Hader is leaving Saturday Night Live ...
Detroit's Robocop statue is closer to reality ...
Google co-founder Larry Page is progressively growing mute ...
Tim Tebow finally has a job offer, from the Arena Football League ...
Gwyneth Paltrow says she's "far from perfect" ...
Is Benghazi the next Watergate? ...
14-May-2013 · How much would you pay to be an "expert" on Oprah? ...
Minnesota approves gay marriage ...
US Supreme Court sides with Monsanto over ownership of genetically-modified crops ...
Univision's Spanish-language version of Breaking Bad is actually happening ...
Creator of Brave blasts Disney for heroine's sexist makeover ...
Search for survivors in Bangladesh factory collapse ends -- death toll is 1,127 ...
North Carolina legislation would ban the sale of Tesla electric cars ...
Astronaut Chris Hadfield sings David Bowie's "Space Oddity" from the International Space Station ...
Why did the US Justice Department seize phone records from Associated Press? ...
LinkedIn doesn't want to do business with prostitutes ...
13-May-2013 · Vin Diesel explains social media to Facebook ...
Richard Branson works a shift as a stewardess ...
Bloomberg executives knew in 2011 that its reporters were spying on high-finance clients ...
O. J. Simpson wants another trial ...
Former US Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates calls bullsh*t on Benghazi ...
Donald Faison pays past-due commissions and fires business manager ...
Sergio Garcia says Tiger Woods wouldn't win Miss Congeniality ...
Thousands of Gabonese people protest against killing people to made good luck charms ...
Selena Gomez poses with Hooters staff ...
Snoop Lion pays his taxes ...
Seth Meyers gets Jimmy Fallon's time slot as Fallon takes over for Jay Leno ...
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad could face 74 lashes ...
US Transportation Security Administration still wants $1,000 from man who stripped at airport and won in court ...
Winona Ryder says she's not sure she could survive TMZ-level paparazzi...
Will Republicans try to impeach President Obama over Benghazi? ...
Neighbors are harassing Chris Brown, his lawyer says ...
Getting to know the whole Stewart Brand ...
12-May-2013 · Macaulay Culkin moves in with Pete Doherty ...
Univision announces Spanish-language remake of Breaking Bad, but forgets to clear it with Sony ...
Taco Bell is test marketing a waffle taco ...
Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom get swatted ...
Disney tried and failed to trademark Day of the Dead ...
CBS says no to Beverly Hills Cop sitcom ...
Debra Jo Rupp will star in Dr Ruth bioplay ...
LinkedIn is the creepiest social network ...
Trouble for Lindsay Lohan at Betty Ford Center -- they want to take away her precious Adderall ...
Pope Francis goes saint-crazy ...
Kate Upton loves her body ...
Jerkcity Kickstarter ...
11-May-2013 · ABC officially green-lights Joss Whedon's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. ...
Houston Astros are "investigating" fan who used hot dog to impersonate penis ...
Leave that Cleveland hero alone ...
Movie theatre in Jefferson City, MO promotes Iron Man 3 by having man with fake gun and wearing full tactical gear walk into cinema ...
Seattle investors add $75M more to their offer ro buy and move Sacramento Kings ...
California sues JP Morgan Chase over alleged robo-signing "debt collection mill" that preys on consumers ...
Nope, Twitter is not getting into the news business ...
US Internal Revenue Service admits to improperly targeting conservative groups ...
AOL is somehow still profitable ...
Bloomberg reporters had easy and ordinary access to data on the conglomerate's widely-used banking and finance computer systems ...
10-May-2013 · Snoop Lion says he used to be a pimp ...
Legislation proposed by US Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) would reduce student debt to the same interest rate paid by giant banks ...
The Onion's technical staff explains how they got hacked ...
Sean Hayes gets a sit-com ...
Andy Samberg gets a sit-com ...
America is one bad winter away from a food disaster, thanks to dying bees ...
Good day for Tesla Motors: company turns a profit, and Model S gets highest-ever rating from Consumer Reports ...
Amanda Bynes pleads no contest, gets three years probation in suspended-license case ...
Hrithik Roshan wants you to know that he has the best body in Bollywood ...
Randy Jackson is leaving American Idol ...
Village Voice editors quit instead of issuing layoffs ...
TV preacher and multi-millionaire Pat Robertson, who said "the Lord told me" that Mitt Romney would be a two-term US President, now urges viewers to beware false prophets ...
Lauryn Hill's tax problems were caused by slavery ...
Nikola Tesla's last lab will become a museum ...
Antivirus pioneer and accused murderer John McAfee answers your questions ...
Wrigley pulls caffeinated chewing gum ...
The Avengers made Joss Whedon rich, but not that rich ...
YouTube officially launches paid channels ...
Justin Bieber explains that Nelson Mandela "is the man!" ...
Vijay Singh's lawsuit against the PGA Tour over deer antler spray suspension ... |